Tales from Blogopolis: champagne + heels = face plant

Sunday, July 1, 2012 Permalink

When I first talked about attending Nuffnang’s Blogopolis I contemplated staying in Sydney an additional day JUST in case I was hungover following the post-conference drinks. In the end sanity and frugality prevailed and I decided to fly home the day after the conference… remembering I was far too sensible and sophisticated to get plastered with a bunch of people I’d just met in person.

Famous. Last. Words. 

Although the conference and workshops were amazing, the informal networking was a highlight of the weekend. I’m thrilled to be part of such a supportive world. You may recall I was a tad nervous that I wasn’t going to know anyone and worried I’d spend my spare time sitting alone in my room; when in fact it was the complete opposite.

I’ll certainly do a post recapping the very-fabulous formal conference, but given my commitment to blog daily as part of my Photo-a-day July challenge it seemed apt that this first post reflect on the non-conference hijinks of the weekend.

Today’s theme is ‘self-portrait’, so it is also fitting that I document the damage sustained during last night’s festivities.

As it happens – and I know you’ll be shocked – I got very somewhat merry at the post-conference drinks. Unsurprisingly… the combination of alcohol, funny wobbly dots on the pavement and ridiculously high platform heels meant that I toppled over as we traipsed back to the hotel after drinking our body weight in booze. And as a result, I have returned home with an unexpected memento of a fabulous night out with even-more-fabulous people.

Frankly I’m lucky I didn’t knock a tooth out or something, as I also have a fat lip. My hands are pretty much unscathed as fortunately (for them) my face broke the fall; although my knees (having only just recovered from a volleyball injury) have again sustained some damage. (In fact the bruising and scarring on my knees is such that I’m starting to get a bit worried about my potential career as a swimsuit model!)

I have a thing at work tomorrow which will require me to be photographed. I’m thinking I’ll ask for a profile shot from the right!

There will also be a range of guests in attendance so I have been contemplating making up some elaborate story to explain my injury which reflects less-poorly on me. The graze near my eye looks like a claw mark so I’m sure I could think of a scenario involving werewolves or rabid cats or something… But knowing me and my love of self-deprecating tales of woe, I’ll spare none of the gory details and happily tell anyone and everyone about my own ridiculous behaviour!

I must confess that I’ve been very fortunate today as I was not hungover. Others weren’t as lucky.  However, the commencement of my ‘dry July’ challenge is quite timely. After last night I’m pretty sure my body could do with a break. I definitely don’t bounce back as easily as I did in my 20s and 30s, which I guess is kinda normal. Isn’t it?

Day 1 | Self portrait | Photo-a-day July

 

 

 

31 Comments
  • Katerina
    July 1, 2012

    It was amazing yesterday and totally agree about the informal networking. I find it hard to believe that you thought you would be alone, hardly. Great makeup will do the trick to cover your souvenir from last night. Hey at least it was fun xx.

    • Debbish
      July 1, 2012

      Hi Katerina… the first question I had when I posted the photo on FB was a query if it was from a cat…. so maybe I can go with that story (though the fat lip is a bit telling)! And you’re right, it was heaps of fun!

      Deb

  • Katerina
    July 1, 2012

    Brilliant idea, you could go with an elaborate tail of how the cat got into your room etc etc etc

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Damn! Plan foiled now because eye is kinda swollen….

  • Mrs Woog
    July 1, 2012

    You were obviously mugged on your way home…… From bible study x

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Good one… though that would mean I’d have to stop swearing, wouldn’t it? Couldn’t f*cking do that!

  • KCLAnderson (Karen)
    July 2, 2012

    Hahahaha….love Mrs Woog’s reply 😉

    Glad you had such a fabulous time but man that looks and sounds painful! About three years ago I stopped being able to drink much and can pretty much only have a glass or two of wine or else I pay for it (can’t sleep, wake up sweating and with my heart pounding). It’s a blessing in many ways LOL!

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      I would like to catch your inability-to-drink-much bug Karen! It would certainly be a blessing. Hopefully I can go for one month sans champagne / wine!

      My eye is swollen now – I can see but it’s not pretty. I guess I should be happy it isn’t black! Oh and check out Mrs Woog’s blog if you get time. She’s one of my fave Aussie bloggers and I finally got to meet her on Saturday!

      Deb

      • KCLAnderson (Karen)
        July 2, 2012

        Well, if perimenopause affects you like it affects me, you will!

        • Debbish
          July 2, 2012

          I was going to say I hope so… but not sure about that! (Though you know what I mean!) x

  • Jo Tracey
    July 2, 2012

    dare i say it? ooooops a daisy…

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Yes….. I HAD actually initially requested today off, but am getting a NAIDOC week award, so going anyway. Should have known better (on SO many levels!). Oh well… (Don’t regret a thing – though some of the photos from the drinks are a bit scary!)

  • Rachel from Redcliffe Style
    July 2, 2012

    HAHA, That had me in giggles even though it would have obviously hurt. I think the ‘claw’ marks are pretty impressive but to be honest they are quite small, maybe an angry rat? I am sure they are all around the city, but particularly down by the harbour – and that is where the drinks were.

    I loved meeting you and would have loved to have spent more time. Rachel xx

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Ditto Rachel… and I like the idea of a rat… though they’re a bit dirty and that might imply that I’d fallen over drunk and they were crawling all over me. (It wasn’t quite THAT bad!!!) 🙂

      Deb

  • Nikki @ Styling You
    July 2, 2012

    It’s those historical cobbled streets. They leap up at you … well they did to me at Fashion Week earlier in the year. 😉

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Right, damned pesky cobblestone streets! Not my fault. At all!

      Great to see you again after so many years.

      Deb

  • Kristin
    July 2, 2012

    Wow — what a fall! It’s definitely the street’s fault though, not the champagne 🙂

    I agree though, the informal networking was definitely a highlight. I had a blast and it was great to meet so many like-minded people. We’ll definitely have to try to put together a meetup of sorts in Brisbane that doesn’t meet on a Thursday!

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Sounds good Kristin and was lovely to meet you! (And yes, the street was most certainly to blame!)

  • Danielle
    July 2, 2012

    An exciting adventure and nothing a little make up wont fix

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Indeed… the scratched (ie gravel-rash!) near my eye isn’t too bad, but it’s all swollen now so harder to ignore. Plus I keep seeing puffy skin out of the corner of my eye! Oh well….. Lovely to meet everyone though!

  • Tracy
    July 2, 2012

    Ummm.. Crazy cat attack while doing a meals on wheels shift?

    Looks painful but glad you had a great time!

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Yes… I like that story cos the werewolf one is wearing thin! “I was delivering meals on wheels to the crazy old cat lady and…..” It could work!

  • Kylie @ Octavia and Vicky
    July 2, 2012

    Oh no! At least you got a great story out of it 😛
    Good luck with dry July. I’ll be joining in, but I don’t think it counts 😉

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      Yes Kylie and I have regaled many colleagues with my tale today… And yes, I’m pretty sure your motivation for dry July might help you get through it!

      Deb

  • Mel
    July 2, 2012

    CATFIGHT!!!!! just go with that story – it’s much more adventurous!

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      So true Mel… sadly I told most people the truth already… although I did avoid a lunch after our NAIDOC week ceremony to go to the gym and not have to explain my face to important visitors!

  • Satu
    July 2, 2012

    You’re wild! Just blame it on the air in Sydney or smt.

    • Debbish
      July 2, 2012

      A good strategy Satu… In fact I’ve had lots of good suggestions – can blame it on anyone but me!!!

      xx

  • Natalie
    July 5, 2012

    Can you believe I was hungover after my 2 glasses of champagne! I mean, I know I don’t drink much, and it reacts with my meds, but talk about lightweight. I woke up, feeling like death, caught a train home, and feel asleep for another 4 hours.

    It was wonderful to meet you! I really enjoyed your company!
    xo Natalie
    extralargeaslife.com

    • Debbish
      July 5, 2012

      Lovely to meet you as well and thank you for reading the menu at the Japanese place for me!!! (Blind as a bat! Though not from alcohol that night!).

      Take care!
      Deb
      xxxx

  • elvis
    January 27, 2013

    I just can’t grep your blog, there is no content beyond the banal. Have some big thoughts with a theme, live a little!

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