Yonks ago I wrote a post about laundry tags. And no, I wasn’t channelling some domestic goddess, rather I was pondering on someone’s post and thinking how nice it would be if we all came with ‘care instructions’. In fact, I ended that post with my own.
I was reminded of the ‘label’ issue recently as I’ve seen myself (or my health!) described in ways that have tickled my fancy. Several months ago I had an ECG. While I was waiting for the doctor to return with the verdict I looked at the ticker tape thing myself. Naturally it meant nothing, but fortunately with modern technology the machine had diagnosed me. And… the verdict:
(Incidentally if I was setting up a blog / site now that’s what I would be calling it!)
And after other recent tests I was perusing the results even though they made little sense, but again I was chuffed at a comment.
Otherwise duodenal mucosa was unremarkable.
Borderline normal. Unremarkable. If I wasn’t so diverted (in a Pride & Prejudice ‘entertained’ sense) I’d be offended.
However… it gave me the opportunity to find some of instructions I thought I’d share.
Ever come across any strange tags or labels?
What would your ‘care instructions’ say?
I’m linking with the lovely Trish from My Little Drummer Boys for Wordless Wednesday.